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Gaston offers a moment of his valuable time.

Recently, I had the opportunity to interview none other than the great Gaston. He was quick to inform me that no one is admired as much as he in this village. People seem impressed with large necks and dimpled chins in France.  I asked if we could begin the interview with a spitting match, but he said he hadn’t been drinking enough water lately and is a little cotton-mouthed.  He said to be careful of the popcorn cart made by Belle’s father.  He said to focus on “real man’s food” at his Tavern.

Only true fans understand the deep contemplications and ponderizings of Gaston.
Only true fans understand the deep contemplications and ponderizings of Gaston.  When I asked him what books he had read lately, he said he prefers the movie over the book.  “Books are for bakers to help them cook delicious cinnamon rolls.  Have you tried one of my cinnamon rolls.   They are almost as large as my brain!”

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